dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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