How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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