i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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