There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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