it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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