my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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