I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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