My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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