I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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