Life is so much better after having sex.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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