Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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