I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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