What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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