I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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