I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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