I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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