great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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