Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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