guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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