She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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