I puked a lego.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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