Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My dad is sitting where you rode me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
