Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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