Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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