Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
