the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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