Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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