This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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