He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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