And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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