so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.