There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize