question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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