kristin has been a bad kristin
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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