remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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