Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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