I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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