I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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