Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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