i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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