I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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