We tried having a conversation with our noses.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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