It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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