Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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