I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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