So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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