Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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