How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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