there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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