i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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