Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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