party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How many fucks given?
0.12846
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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