For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's just like the Real World with babies
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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